Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you.Put an X for each that is true.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [x] You have ran into a tree/bush. [ ] You know that it IS possible tolick your elbow. [x] You have tried to lick your elbow. [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You've never seen the Matrix. [ ] You type only with two fingers. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore [ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [x]You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x] You use your fingers to do simple math. [x] You have eaten a bug. [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. [ ] You ran around naked in your house. [ ]You break a lot of things. [x]You tilt your head when you're confused. [x]You have fallen out of your chair before. [x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3.
81% stupid. Thats an improvement :D I am not stupid, just different. I laugh at myself.